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July 29, 2026

hype girl

lady gaga fan

corgi lover

creative diva

writer

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Here’s me in a nutshell:

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I’m a creative copywriter with a passion for words. VERY UNIQUE & ORIGINAL!

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BUT WHEN I’M NOT BUSY WRITING brilliant copy to sum up brands perfectly, there’s no telling where you’ll find me. One day, I’m doing mini watercolor paintings in my backyard. The next, I’m absorbed in binging the original seasons of “Survivor.” Sometimes I’m writing jokes for an open mic, and other times I’m cozy under my weighted blanket playing on my Nintendo Switch. I believe every day is the perfect day to do anything you feel like doing, and nothing you don’t. Life’s too short, diva.

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Lady Gaga *

Backyard Birding *

Medieval Times *

LGBTQIA+ *

Cooking/Baking *

Astrology *

Hiking, but casual *

Whimsy *

Corgis *

Maximalism *

World travler *

Lady Gaga * Backyard Birding * Medieval Times * LGBTQIA+ * Cooking/Baking * Astrology * Hiking, but casual * Whimsy * Corgis * Maximalism * World travler *

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explore my wheelhouse

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IN NEED OF SOME razzle-dazzle TO DESCRIBE YOUR BRAND? LEAVE IT TO ME.

ACROSS MY AGENCY & PROFESSIONAL CAREER ALONE, I’VE written more words than 1984, The Great Gatsby, and Animal Farm combined. That’s nearly 200,000 words, not including my Master’s thesis or all my pieces finished for undergrad and MFA degrees. The cool part is that, through the accumulation of those words, I discovered that my real talent isn’t just writing. It’s the sheer range of my writing. I am something of a copy chameleon.

writing about your own passion is EASY-PEASY.
WRITING ABOUT A STRANGER’S PASSION? THAT’S next-level COPYWRITING.

LET US SPEAK PLAINLY: SOMETIMES, YOUR INDUSTRY just isn’t in the business of turning heads at the Super Bowl. That doesn’t mean it can’t be awesome. And that’s when you call a creative like me.

Whether you’re a niche pharmaceutical biz, a finance company all about numbers, an emerging lifestyle brand, or something else entirely, I’d love to energize your brand with a little word wizardry (magic, free of charge). Industry aside, I pride myself on my enthusiasm. Because, yes! I do believe your plumbing services can be sexy. And your contract development and manufacturing organizations? I think it’s positively encapsulating. I’m ready to dig in.

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What I stand for

1.

Accepting all people period

I embrace all people from all backgrounds. Everybody has ideas worth sharing. Creativity knows no color, age, race, or credence. Everyone is deserving of respect and compassion.

Taking risks (often)

They don’t call it “pushing the boundary” for no reason. Progress is only possible because we take care to push ourselves forward. I’m a huge believer in doing it scared, so long as you do it.

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Creating with integrity

What I write is my own and I own what I write. Plagiarism isn’t just illegal, but it’s cringe. I hold myself to a very high standard of originality and authenticity, and I expect the same from any colleague or collaborator.

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Having a good time

There are no emergencies in marketing. Read that again. It doesn’t mean we can’t work hard toward a deadline, but divas, we’re not saving lives! The way I see it, we might as well have a good time while we’re working.